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Friday, June 6, 2014


I went to the dentist today. Doc was pretty rough with me, and I could feel some nerves howling in my mouth even with a double dose of articaine numbing things up.

Well, it's worn off now, and I'm thinking I should have avoided the trip.

I thought your teeth were supposed to hurt before you went to the dentist!

He hammered, drilled, filed and scraped on two of 'em so hard I could feel it in mah brain,  and now I is ahurtin' like a rodeo clown that done been kicked in dee hayed.


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