Want to shut him up?
Use this ruse.
Works every time (excepting Cheney).
Scene: Combined Cabinet and CFR Meeting
Bernie: I'd like to say something.
Hillary: What now, bumble bag?
Bernie: I'm sorry, am I out of place?
Hillary: When have you not been, creep?
Bernie: Should I go greet the church ladies in the garden then?
Hillary: Now would be a good time, farty pants.
(pause)
Bernie: I'm sorry, Hilly.
Hillary: You irrelevant little twerp. Bill, get him out of here.
Bill: Will do honey cakes.
Hillary: Thanks sweetie pie.
Henry: Well done, Hills.
Cheney: Indeed, Hilly. That's some real authority there, gal.
(Bill leads Bernie out of the meeting.)
Bernie: I protest! I voted for you!
(Everybody laughs.)
Blackout: The play is over
TS
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