World Cup

OH NO!!!  Neymar is down on the pitch again writhing in pain!  Wait...is he hurt? 

Nah, he's just faking it again! Surprise!

Blah, blah, blah, the World Cup drones on live from the Evil Empire.

I wonder if Bill and Hillary are there?  They can't possibly be unaware of what kind of corrupt money lingers around for the taking...


TS