Ceramic by Charles Lucas
Talent Sunday
The pious were in church Sunday morning
while the rest of Talent slept. In the Church of
God, a cleric gave warning: “Brothers
and sisters,
our deep suffering and goodwill would
be blessed,
our lives less stressed, if on the way out you left
a ten dollar bill.” Amen, the righteous rang out and
dug deep into their pockets.
dug deep into their pockets.
The wag Ted, recently trying to
dry out, said, “Rex,
ya think Tex is out of bed yet? About God I have
my doubt. A double about now, and a few while
tithing, may improve the faith I am lacking.”
Rex, bereft of humor but full of
good sense, said,
“but how?” Ah, man, the wag sang out and
dug deep into empty pockets.
dug deep into empty pockets.
TS
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