That is, I will be the show and Deemer's film will be secondary, an afterthought, a mote in his Dionysian quest.
I plan to steal the show (remarkable for a 2 min. cameo)!
I will strut and preen and walk about as if I own the feature. I will slap the backsides of beautiful women and unleash my wicked, egomaniacal movie star persona on everyone. I will make a statement. Unfettered, I will box any man's ears who thinks I am a anything short of a genius!
I, TS, am the world's greatest actor!
And I will prove it to the world tonight, playing Buddy Dooley, a pathetic and jealous former friend of the movie's protagonist.
I expect the police to show up!
I will be signing autographs and accepting plaudits and glasses of wine all night.
Thank you, everybody!
TS
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