Round Bend's malicious blogger, well-known break-dancer and contemptuous malcontent, has made his choice. He wants you to know that the competition for this week's prized Idiot Trophy was fierce, as usual. Do not envy his role in making a difficult decision. With so many idiots to choose from he felt like a judge on American Idol.
He wanted them all to win!
This week's dominate idiot then, in a close vote that nearly went before the Supreme Court, is....
Jim Bunning, the ex-Major League baseball jock and long-time Republican (spit) U.S. Senator from Kentucky, the only man we know capable of giving Blue Grass a bad reputation.
Mr. Bunning is a glorious idiot, as suggested in this article from the beloved site, Common Dreams.
God bless you Jim Bunning, you fucking moron!
Which reminds me. Why didn't I win that time I appeared on American Idol and busted out the moves of a Baryshnikov high on methamphetamine? I was robbed, man!
TS
Saturday, June 12, 2010
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