Now why on earth--you may wonder--would Dooley and I present the coveted Idiot of the Week award to Michele Bachmann?
I know, this one seems a bit incongruous. After all, RBP doesn't cotton much to right wing ideologues, and seeing another one fade to inconsequential, like Sarah, ought to make Dooley and I happy, right?
But it doesn't, and here's why. Because Dooley and I are disappointed in her recent decision to eschew another congressional run. Her decision makes her a quitter, which is all the info we need to determine she is indeed idiotic.
All that power, all that free TV time, all that taxpayer money, perks, fame, Fox News cameos, Republican sex, etc., will now undeservedly go toward someone else, someone who hasn't a chance of being as entertaining as the Minnesota bombshell with the Holy Bible strapped between her thighs. Frankly, that saddens us.
What a waste.
Just as importantly, whomever takes her seat might actually have a brain, and that scares us.
TS
I know, this one seems a bit incongruous. After all, RBP doesn't cotton much to right wing ideologues, and seeing another one fade to inconsequential, like Sarah, ought to make Dooley and I happy, right?
But it doesn't, and here's why. Because Dooley and I are disappointed in her recent decision to eschew another congressional run. Her decision makes her a quitter, which is all the info we need to determine she is indeed idiotic.
All that power, all that free TV time, all that taxpayer money, perks, fame, Fox News cameos, Republican sex, etc., will now undeservedly go toward someone else, someone who hasn't a chance of being as entertaining as the Minnesota bombshell with the Holy Bible strapped between her thighs. Frankly, that saddens us.
What a waste.
Just as importantly, whomever takes her seat might actually have a brain, and that scares us.
TS
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