Shop 'til Yer Dead

Here at Round Bend we're all about options and diversity. That is why I'm taking a little time now to help you satisfy your needs.

You feel the need to shop online for your books at Amazon. And why in the hell not? The name is more familiar to you than your third child Pip's real name.

You know what you're getting when you shop Amazon, right? A fast turn-around, quality, and good prices.

When you shop for books at the online mega-store you avoid crowds and traffic jams. You can remain safe in your cocoon, secure next to the glowing fire in your chamber room.

Let your fingers do the shopping for these new releases at Amazon.

Charles Deemer's Eight Oregon Plays, and Sodom, Gomorrah & Jones.

But don't stop there. You will also want this one: K.C. Bacon's Aphorisms.

And this: Bill Deemer's August release, Variations.

And then, for good measure, to heal what is ailing you, and because you want to reward me for turning you on to all this good stuff, you'll want to buy my memoir A Marvelous Paranoia.

So there you are. Click and buy, because you love Amazon and Round Bend Press, a couple of real cool sites.


TS

Disclaimer--I didn't write the above.  Buddy submitted it to me along with an invoice that would give Wieden and Kennedy pause to rethink the advertising racket.