Gingrich Redux

Do you think Round Bend Press doesn't have its finger on the pulse of the nation, or what?

Mere weeks after winning the coveted Idiot of the Week award presented on an occasionally weekly basis by RBP, Newt "The Salamander" Gingrich is following up his dumb-book tour with a little sideshow in Iowa, angling for a dumb run at a certain high office. The job of...wait...wait...you're not going to believe it...President of the United States of America!

It is our desire to keep you informed of the machinations of the malignant idiotocracy, the terrible, malingering, heartbreaking, cancerous spectre of idiocy, which is in full bloom now and sweeping across the nation, foiling good Common Sense, creating havoc and pooping all over the place like a sick kitty.

In that spirit, we proudly announce our Idiot for this week (drum roll, and what the heck, add a little tambourine and throw in a few bars of G harmonica for good measure).

Come on down, Newt. Pick up your second Idiot of the Week award!

Have you ever seen a worse painting in your life? I mean, can't the Republicans do one single thing right? How hard is it to find a competent artist to paint a bleeping picture?

I don't know whether I'm more disgusted by Newt or the artist, if that's what he calls himself. What a despicable display.

Good Lord! I can't stop looking at it...AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

TS