I may be able to buy a tube of toothpaste next week if the House follows up on today's 60-40 vote in the Senate to extend unemployment benefits. It will be wonderful to buy toilet paper as well. Carte Goodwin, the new Senator from West Virginia replacing the dear, departed Robert Byrd, cast the deciding vote. The wondrous Red Twins from my beloved Maine, Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, a pair of rare Republican Realists, jumped party lines to vote for the extension. The noted Nebraskan Moron, Ben Nelson, jumped to the Republican side because he's in love with evil.The Republicans don't want to drive up the deficit in any manner that doesn't stuff their own pockets with free cash, which they squander on wine and whores while slothfully taking long vacations from real work and drinking enough whiskey to put a battalion of clowns into a permanent coma. They party at the expense of the working man, earning undeserved salaries, and then turn around and give the poor guy the finger. It's time to call it as it is, folks. The Republicans are degenerate, lazy, no good, social welfare-sucking scum who leech off the workers of America and then stab them in the back at first opportunity.
The Republicans are all about free enterprise until they get their hands on a no-bid contract. And then they're about grand larceny.
If you vote Republican, I don't want you on my blog. Get out motherfucker! I can smell your stink in cyberspace you rancid pig fucker. Come around again and I'll knock you on your fat-cat ass. Punk.
Have a good evening.
TS
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